Starfish Food

I find that a extended warranty has no place in my life. As a man with unlimited mechanical abilities and the tools to do any job, purchased over a liftime of self reliance. Ask me about a used vehicle extended warranty and I will tell you to pound sand, as I can fix anything cheaper and better than anyone. And if the impossible should happen like my DVD stops working. I don’t need a extended warranty I just need a hammer. I bash it repeatedly until I feel better, than I take out my debit card go to the store and buy a new one. Problem solved! No warranty required.