Starfish Food

You know, it is so difficult to meet someone that you are compatible with. It seems like people you meet in the typical single scene places are very shallow and only interested in surface relationships. I really want to meet my soul mate and settle down. I don’t want to wait around forever for the perfect guy to waltz into my life. That’s why I opted to look into dating services. They pre-screen every applicant, so you don’t get weirdos, and this way, the traits and values that are most important to me are sought out. Why waste time going it alone?